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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad
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How do fish celebrate Christmas?
They hang REEFS on the door
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How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh?
They suck an orna-MINT
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How did the detective find the stolen Christmas tree?
He looked for Santa CLUES
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How did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve?
He got MIS-sled
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How did Santa do at the comedy club?
He SLEIGHED everyone
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How did Mrs. Santa feel when she forgot to give her goldfish a present?
GILL-ty
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Do the female deer like Mrs. Claus?
Yes. They FAWN all over her
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Do Christmas trees knit?
No. They do NEEDLE-point
You’ve got to see these great photos that won the 2011 National Geographic Photo Contest. The one of the dragonfly is amazing!
(via Fred Langa who saw them on HuffingtonPost.com)