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Christmas Joke #186

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why wan’t the turkey hungry at Christmas time

 

He was stuffed


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #185

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why shouldn’t you write a letter to Santa?

 

You shouldn’t put all your begs in one “Ask it.


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Christmas Joke #184

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why is the Christmas present an honors student?

 

Because it’s a GIFT-ed student


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #183

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why is Santa so good at karate?

 

Because he has a black belt


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #182

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why is Rudolph so good at playing trivia?

 

He NOSE a lot. (and it’s very bright) đŸ˜‰


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Christmas Joke #181

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why is it so cold on Christmas?

 

Because it’s in Decembrrrrrrrrrr


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #180

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?

 

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #179

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer?

 

Because every buck is dear to him


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #178

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why does Santa’s sled get such good mileage?

 

Because it has long-distance runners on each side


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #177

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

 

So he can hoe, hoe, hoe