Archive for the ‘Christmas Fun’ Category

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What do vampires put on their Christmas turkey?

 

Grave-y


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What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?

 

Christmas Corals


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What do the elves sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?

 

Freeze a jolly good fellow . .


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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

 

Ice caps


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What do snowmen have for breakfast?

 

Snowflakes, Frosted Flakes, or Ice Krispies


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What do snowmen do on Christmas?

 

Play with the snow angels


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What do skunks sing at Christmas?

 

Jingle Smells


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What do Santa’s helpers do to work out their problems?

 

They go to an ELF-help group


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What do reindeer plant in the fall?

 

Christmas Bulbs


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What do penguins ride?

 

Ice-Cycles