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If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missletoe
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How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack..
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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house
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How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
Only one, after that it’s not empty any more
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How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear
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How does Santa take pictures?
He uses a North POLE-aroid
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How does Santa scratch an itch?
With his CLAUS
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How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even
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How do you scare a snowman?
You get a hairdryer
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How do you make idiots laugh on boxing day?
Tell them a joke on Christmas Eve