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What do elves put on their candy canes?
Their tongues
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What do elves play Solitaire with?
Christmas cards
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What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
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What do call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause
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What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross-Mouse Cards
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What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?
Take me to your heater
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What did the spider want for Christmas?
A book of all the hottest websites
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What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger with chili sauce
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What did the sheep say to Santa?
Season’s BLEATINGS
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What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
Nothing, reindeer can’t talk