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Christmas Joke #190

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why was the squirrel mad at Santa?

 

Because he got NUT-in for Christmas


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #189

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why was the manger so crowded on Christmas Eve?

 

Because of the 3 Wide Men


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #188

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why was the computer so quiet on Christmas Eve?

 

Not a creature was stirring….not even a MOUSE


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #187

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

 

He had low elf-esteem


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #186

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why wan’t the turkey hungry at Christmas time

 

He was stuffed


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #185

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why shouldn’t you write a letter to Santa?

 

You shouldn’t put all your begs in one “Ask it.


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #184

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why is the Christmas present an honors student?

 

Because it’s a GIFT-ed student


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #183

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why is Santa so good at karate?

 

Because he has a black belt


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #182

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why is Rudolph so good at playing trivia?

 

He NOSE a lot. (and it’s very bright) đŸ˜‰


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #181

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why is it so cold on Christmas?

 

Because it’s in Decembrrrrrrrrrr