Posts Tagged ‘christmas’

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?

 

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit


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Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer?

 

Because every buck is dear to him


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Why does Santa’s sled get such good mileage?

 

Because it has long-distance runners on each side


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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

 

So he can hoe, hoe, hoe


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Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

 

Because it soots him


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Why does Father Christmas cry a lot?

 

Because he gets SANTA-mental


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Why do sharks love Santa so much?

 

Because he’s a JAW-ly good fellow


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Why did they let the turkey join the band?

 

Because he had the drum sticks


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Why did the thermometer break?

 

The temperature dropped


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Why did the snowman put his friend on hold?

 

He had COAL-waiting