Archive for the ‘Fun Stuff’ Category

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


How do you make idiots laugh on boxing day?

 

Tell them a joke on Christmas Eve


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How do you know when Santa’s in the room?

 

You can sense his presents


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How do you get an elephant into a Christmas cracker?

 

Take out the party hat first


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How do you decorate a canoe for Christmas?

 

With OAR-naments


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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

 

Fleece Navidad


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How do fish celebrate Christmas?

 

They hang REEFS on the door


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How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh?

 

They suck an orna-MINT


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How did the detective find the stolen Christmas tree?

 

He looked for Santa CLUES


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How did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve?

 

He got MIS-sled


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How did Santa do at the comedy club?

 

He SLEIGHED everyone