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Christmas Joke #182

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why is Rudolph so good at playing trivia?

 

He NOSE a lot. (and it’s very bright) 😉


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Christmas Joke #181

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why is it so cold on Christmas?

 

Because it’s in Decembrrrrrrrrrr


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #180

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?

 

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #179

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer?

 

Because every buck is dear to him


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #178

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why does Santa’s sled get such good mileage?

 

Because it has long-distance runners on each side


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #177

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

 

So he can hoe, hoe, hoe


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Christmas Joke #176

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

 

Because it soots him


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #175

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why does Father Christmas cry a lot?

 

Because he gets SANTA-mental


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #174

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why do sharks love Santa so much?

 

Because he’s a JAW-ly good fellow


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #173

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why did they let the turkey join the band?

 

Because he had the drum sticks