Archive for the ‘Fun Stuff’ Category

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?

 

Jungle bells, Jungle bells..


Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What did the grape say to the raisin?

 

‘Tis the season to be jelly


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What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

 

A cookie sheet


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What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?

 

I’ll have a boo Christmas without you


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What did the cow get for Christmas?

 

A COWculator


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What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

 

Aren’t you tired of hanging around?


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What did the big candle say to the little candle?

 

I’m going out tonight


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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas

 

Thanks, I’ll never part with it


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What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?

 

Toys will be toys


This morning my 7-year-old wanted me to make a paper airplane for him. I made a “classic” one, and he threw it and it went right to the ground. He wrote me a note to look on the Internet to find out how to make one that flies. I haven’t tried any of these, but this is what I found: