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Christmas Joke #130

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What’s red and white, red and white, red and white?

 

Santa Claus rolling down the hill


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #129

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What’s purple and sticky and goes, “Ho, Ho, Ho?

 

JELLY Old St. Nicholas


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #128

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What’s black and white and red all over?

 

Santa covered with chimney soot


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #127

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What’s an Ig?

 

An igloo without the toilet


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #126

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What’s a snowman’s favorite Mexican food?

 

Brrrrrrrr- itos


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #125

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What’s a farmer’s favorite Christmas carol?

 

I’m Dreaming of a WHEAT Christmas


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #124

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What will happen if your naughty before Christmas?

 

YULE be sorry


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #123

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What vacuum does Rudolph use?

 

A HOOFER


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #122

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What two countries should the chef use when he’s making Christmas dinner?

 

Turkey and Greece


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #121

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What song does Santa love to sing?

 

You beard-er watch out…You beard-er not crying….