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Christmas Joke #10

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh?

 

They suck an orna-MINT


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #9

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


How did the detective find the stolen Christmas tree?

 

He looked for Santa CLUES


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #8

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


How did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve?

 

He got MIS-sled


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #7

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


How did Santa do at the comedy club?

 

He SLEIGHED everyone


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #6

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


How did Mrs. Santa feel when she forgot to give her goldfish a present?

 

GILL-ty


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #5

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Do the female deer like Mrs. Claus?

 

Yes. They FAWN all over her


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #4

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Do Christmas trees knit?

 

No. They do NEEDLE-point


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #3

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Did you hear about the cracker’s Christmas party?

 

It was a BANG


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #2

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Are are bears sure that Santa Claus coming to town?

 

They’re PAWS-ative


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #1

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


A Christmas tree that has a big nose is called what?

 

PINE-occhio