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How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh?
They suck an orna-MINT
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How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh?
They suck an orna-MINT
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How did the detective find the stolen Christmas tree?
He looked for Santa CLUES
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How did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve?
He got MIS-sled
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How did Santa do at the comedy club?
He SLEIGHED everyone
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How did Mrs. Santa feel when she forgot to give her goldfish a present?
GILL-ty
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Do the female deer like Mrs. Claus?
Yes. They FAWN all over her
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Do Christmas trees knit?
No. They do NEEDLE-point
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Did you hear about the cracker’s Christmas party?
It was a BANG
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Are are bears sure that Santa Claus coming to town?
They’re PAWS-ative
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A Christmas tree that has a big nose is called what?
PINE-occhio