Tag: fun

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!

How does Santa take pictures?

He uses a North POLE-aroid

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How does Santa scratch an itch?

With his CLAUS

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How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even

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How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer

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How do you make idiots laugh on boxing day?

Tell them a joke on Christmas Eve

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How do you know when Santa’s in the room?

You can sense his presents

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How do you get an elephant into a Christmas cracker?

Take out the party hat first

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How do you decorate a canoe for Christmas?

With OAR-naments

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad

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How do fish celebrate Christmas?

They hang REEFS on the door