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What Christmas carol does Swiss cheese like to sing?

Deck the HOLES

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On what holiday did the ham get burnt?

Crispmas Eve

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In the World Series, what position does the Christmas turkey play?

First BASTE

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If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?

A Holly Davidson

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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate Claus

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If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

Missletoe

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How would you fire Santa?

Give him the sack..

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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing, it was on the house

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How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?

Only one, after that it’s not empty any more

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How many ears has Captain Kirk got?

Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear