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Christmas Joke #140

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


When does Santa bring a toad his presents?

 

One FROGGY Christmas Eve


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Christmas Joke #139

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


When does Christmas come before Halloween?

 

When you look them up in the dictionary


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #138

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What’s white, red and blue at Christmas time?

 

A sad candy cane


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Christmas Joke #137

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What’s white and red and goes up and down and up and down?

 

Santa Claus in an elevator


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Christmas Joke #136

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What’s thoughtful and frozen and goes, “Drip! Drip!?

 

NICE – icles


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Christmas Joke #135

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What’s the most popular wine at Christmas?

 

Do I have to eat these brussell sprouts?


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Christmas Joke #134

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What’s the least exciting animal at the North Pole?

 

Polar BORE


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Christmas Joke #133

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What’s Santa’s favourite candy?

 

Jolly Ranchers


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #132

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What’s Santa’s favorite sandwich?

 

Peanut Butter & JOLLY


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #131

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What’s Santa’s favorite Chinese dish?

 

Stir-fried Ice and Chilly sauce