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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #160

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why are green and red the colors of Christmas?

 

Because it’s a HOLLY- day


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #159

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?

 

They are always dropping their needles.


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #158

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why are Christmas presents so easy to tease?

 

Because they take a lot of RIBBON


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #157

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Who’s worth about 5 cents at Christmas?

 

Old St. NICKEL


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #156

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Who’s the bane of Santa’s life?

 

The elf and safety officer


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #155

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Who says “Oh, Oh, Oh!”?

 

Santa walking backwards


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #154

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Who did Adam ask to the holiday party?

 

Christmas Eve


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #153

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

 

Santa Jaws


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #152

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Who brings Christmas present to fleas?

 

Old St. TICK


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #151

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Who beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?

 

Tarzipan