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Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy
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Christmas Joke #169
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Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log
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Christmas Joke #168
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Why did the candy cane cross the road?
Because it wanted to get a licking
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Christmas Joke #167
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Why did the atheist cross the road?
So he could see both sides
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Christmas Joke #166
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Why did Santa start sneezing as he went down the chimney?
He caught a nasty FLOO
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Christmas Joke #165
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Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve?
He left his sled in a Snow Parking Zone
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Christmas Joke #164
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Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?
To get a root canal
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Christmas Joke #163
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Why did Jimmy’s grades drop after the holidays?
Because everything was marked down
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Christmas Joke #162
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Why couldn’t the cat work her new DVD player?
She kept hitting the “PAWS” button
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Christmas Joke #161
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Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat