Category: Fun Stuff

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Where do sheep shop for Christmas presents?

WOOL-mart

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When is a boat like a pile of snow?

When it’s adrift

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When does Santa bring a toad his presents?

One FROGGY Christmas Eve

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When does Christmas come before Halloween?

When you look them up in the dictionary

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What’s white, red and blue at Christmas time?

A sad candy cane

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What’s white and red and goes up and down and up and down?

Santa Claus in an elevator

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What’s thoughtful and frozen and goes, “Drip! Drip!?

NICE – icles

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What’s the most popular wine at Christmas?

Do I have to eat these brussell sprouts?

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What’s the least exciting animal at the North Pole?

Polar BORE

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What’s Santa’s favourite candy?

Jolly Ranchers