Category: Fun Stuff

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How do you get an elephant into a Christmas cracker?

Take out the party hat first

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How do you decorate a canoe for Christmas?

With OAR-naments

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad

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How do fish celebrate Christmas?

They hang REEFS on the door

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How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh?

They suck an orna-MINT

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How did the detective find the stolen Christmas tree?

He looked for Santa CLUES

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How did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve?

He got MIS-sled

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How did Santa do at the comedy club?

He SLEIGHED everyone

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How did Mrs. Santa feel when she forgot to give her goldfish a present?

GILL-ty

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Do the female deer like Mrs. Claus?

Yes. They FAWN all over her