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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve
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What comes before Christmas Eve?
Christmas Adam
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What Christmas carols do dog like to sing?
Deck the HOWLS
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What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night
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What Christmas carol does Swiss cheese like to sing?
Deck the HOLES
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On what holiday did the ham get burnt?
Crispmas Eve
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In the World Series, what position does the Christmas turkey play?
First BASTE
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If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson
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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus
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If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missletoe