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What do Santa’s helpers do to work out their problems?
They go to an ELF-help group
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What do Santa’s helpers do to work out their problems?
They go to an ELF-help group
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What do reindeer plant in the fall?
Christmas Bulbs
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What do penguins ride?
Ice-Cycles
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What do elves put on their candy canes?
Their tongues
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What do elves play Solitaire with?
Christmas cards
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What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
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What do call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause
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What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross-Mouse Cards
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What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?
Take me to your heater
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What did the spider want for Christmas?
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