Tag: christmas

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What is the best thing to put into a Christmas pie?

Your teeth

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What is the best day to drink egg nog?

On the THIRST day of Christmas

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What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum – you can’t beat it

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What is Santa’s favorite basketball team?

The New York Old St. Knicks

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What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?

Santa’s burps

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What is a computer’s favorite Christmas carol?

Array in a Manger

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What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?

She gave him the cold shoulder

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What happened when Santa parked his sled illegally?

He was Mistle-TOWED

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What goes, “Ho, Ho, Whoosh! Ho, Ho, Whoosh!”?

Santa wearing corduroy

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What goes Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud?

Santa Claus jumping rope