Tag: christmas

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What do penguins ride?

Ice-Cycles

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What do elves put on their candy canes?

Their tongues

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What do elves play Solitaire with?

Christmas cards

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet

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What do call Santa when he stops moving?

Santa Pause

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What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?

Cross-Mouse Cards

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What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?

Take me to your heater

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What did the spider want for Christmas?

A book of all the hottest websites

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What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?

An ice burger with chili sauce

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What did the sheep say to Santa?

Season’s BLEATINGS