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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #171

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why did the snowman put his friend on hold?

 

He had COAL-waiting


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #170

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

 

He was feeling crummy


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #169

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

 

Because he wanted to sleep like a log


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #168

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why did the candy cane cross the road?

 

Because it wanted to get a licking


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #167

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why did the atheist cross the road?

 

So he could see both sides


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #166

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why did Santa start sneezing as he went down the chimney?

 

He caught a nasty FLOO


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #165

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve?

 

He left his sled in a Snow Parking Zone


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #164

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?

 

To get a root canal


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #163

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why did Jimmy’s grades drop after the holidays?

 

Because everything was marked down


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #162

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


Why couldn’t the cat work her new DVD player?

 

She kept hitting the “PAWS” button