Author: Graham

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!

What two countries should the chef use when he’s making Christmas dinner?

Turkey and Greece

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What song does Santa love to sing?

You beard-er watch out…You beard-er not crying….

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What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?

Snow

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What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish

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What makes December a warm month?

The “embers” in it

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What kind of mobile phone has Santa got?

Pay as you Ho, Ho, Ho

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What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?

Neither, candles always burn shorter

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What kind of bug hates Christmas?

A humbug

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What kind of bird can write?

A pen-guin

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What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

A snowball