Author: Graham

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!

What’s Santa’s favorite sandwich?

Peanut Butter & JOLLY

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What’s Santa’s favorite Chinese dish?

Stir-fried Ice and Chilly sauce

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What’s red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down the hill

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What’s purple and sticky and goes, “Ho, Ho, Ho?

JELLY Old St. Nicholas

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What’s black and white and red all over?

Santa covered with chimney soot

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What’s an Ig?

An igloo without the toilet

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What’s a snowman’s favorite Mexican food?

Brrrrrrrr- itos

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What’s a farmer’s favorite Christmas carol?

I’m Dreaming of a WHEAT Christmas

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What will happen if your naughty before Christmas?

YULE be sorry

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What vacuum does Rudolph use?

A HOOFER