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How do you know when Santa’s in the room?
You can sense his presents
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How do you know when Santa’s in the room?
You can sense his presents
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How do you get an elephant into a Christmas cracker?
Take out the party hat first
My kids are big fans of VeggieTales. They have a new Silly Song out now called Bubble Rap. I don’t think it is as good as others they’ve had, but there are a few good lines.
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How do you decorate a canoe for Christmas?
With OAR-naments
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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad
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How do fish celebrate Christmas?
They hang REEFS on the door
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How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh?
They suck an orna-MINT
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How did the detective find the stolen Christmas tree?
He looked for Santa CLUES
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How did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve?
He got MIS-sled
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How did Santa do at the comedy club?
He SLEIGHED everyone