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What do you drain your Christmas brussels sprouts with?
An Advent COLANDER
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What do you drain your Christmas brussels sprouts with?
An Advent COLANDER
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What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
Pour Santa flush on him
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
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What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo
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What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball
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What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
Snow mobile
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What do you call a really weird Christmas fair?
A Christmas Bizarre
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What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away
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What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer