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Christmas Joke #82

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What do you drain your Christmas brussels sprouts with?

 

An Advent COLANDER


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Christmas Joke #81

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?

 

Pour Santa flush on him


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Christmas Joke #80

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

 

Claustrophobic


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Christmas Joke #79

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What do you call an Eskimo cow?

 

An Eskimoo


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Christmas Joke #78

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What do you call a snowman party?

 

A snowball


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Christmas Joke #77

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What do you call a snowman on roller blades?

 

Snow mobile


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #76

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What do you call a really weird Christmas fair?

 

A Christmas Bizarre


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Christmas Joke #75

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?

 

Lost


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Christmas Joke #74

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

 

Nothing, you just run away


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Christmas Joke #73

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

 

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer