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What goes, “Ho, Ho, Whoosh! Ho, Ho, Whoosh!”?
Santa wearing corduroy
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What goes, “Ho, Ho, Whoosh! Ho, Ho, Whoosh!”?
Santa wearing corduroy
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What goes Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud?
Santa Claus jumping rope
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What does Santa get on his suit when he ice skates?
RINK around the collar
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What does Santa Claus eat at a Mexican restaurant?
Chimney-chongas
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What does one business person say to another business person on Christmas?
Season’s MEETINGS
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What does Little Miss Muffet mail to her friends at the holidays?
Christmas CURDS
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What does a snake sing at Christmas?
SSSsssssssssssilver Bells
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What does a grizzly bear decorate his Christmas tree with?
GRRRRRRRR-land
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What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws
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What do you when if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple