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Christmas Joke #102

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What goes, “Ho, Ho, Whoosh! Ho, Ho, Whoosh!”?

 

Santa wearing corduroy


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #101

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What goes Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud?

 

Santa Claus jumping rope


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #100

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What does Santa get on his suit when he ice skates?

 

RINK around the collar


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #99

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What does Santa Claus eat at a Mexican restaurant?

 

Chimney-chongas


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Christmas Joke #98

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What does one business person say to another business person on Christmas?

 

Season’s MEETINGS


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #97

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What does Little Miss Muffet mail to her friends at the holidays?

 

Christmas CURDS


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #96

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What does a snake sing at Christmas?

 

SSSsssssssssssilver Bells


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Christmas Joke #95

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What does a grizzly bear decorate his Christmas tree with?

 

GRRRRRRRR-land


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #94

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

 

Sandy Claws


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Christmas Fun

Christmas Joke #93

Another Christmas joke. Enjoy!


What do you when if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

 

A pineapple