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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel)
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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel)
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What is the cleanest reindeer called?
Comet
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What is the best thing to put into a Christmas pie?
Your teeth
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What is the best day to drink egg nog?
On the THIRST day of Christmas
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What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum – you can’t beat it
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What is Santa’s favorite basketball team?
The New York Old St. Knicks
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What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
Santa’s burps
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What is a computer’s favorite Christmas carol?
Array in a Manger
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What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?
She gave him the cold shoulder
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What happened when Santa parked his sled illegally?
He was Mistle-TOWED